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I Mow, Therefore, I Am T-Shirt

I Mow, Therefore, I Am T-Shirt

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Color: Lime
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  • Premium T-Shirts Gildan 64000 ยฎ๏ธ
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Product Description

๐Ÿšœ Gildan Softstyleยฎ๏ธ 64000.

๐Ÿšœ Unisex fit.

๐Ÿšœ Made with 100% ring-spun cotton, Sport Grey - 90% cotton, 10% polyester.

๐Ÿšœ Lightweight fabric.

๐ŸšœMade using ethically grown and harvested US cotton.ย 

๐Ÿšœ Runs true to size.

๐Ÿšœ Designed, packaged and shipped in the USA.

Washing Instructions

How to Not Ruin Your New Favorite Shirt

  • Cold water only (hot water is for overachievers โ€” save that heat for blanching your tomatoes)
  • Turn inside out before washing (protect that graphic like it's your prize dahlia โ€” the one you're gonna wear until it falls apart)
  • Use a gentle detergent โ€” this garment-dyed cotton is as chill as well-composted soil, keep it that way
  • First wash might bleed a little, so separate it from your fancy stuff, the way you'd keep mint from taking over the whole bed
  • Tumble dry low or hang dry (air drying = more time to check on the garden and snack)

Drying Instructions

  1. Avoid High Heat: Air-drying is best to prevent shrinking and keep that soft texture, same logic as not blasting your seedlings with full sun on day one.
  2. Tumble Dry Low (Optional): If you must use a dryer, go low heat or delicate โ€” think gentle morning drizzle, not a hailstorm.
  3. Remove Promptly: Pull the shirt out as soon as it's dry, same way you don't let ripe tomatoes sit on the vine too long.

Additional Tips

  • Skip the bleach and harsh detergents โ€” they'll fade the color faster than noon sun bleaches out a petal.
  • Skip fabric softener too; it messes with the texture, kind of like overwatering messes with root health.
  • Got a graphic print? Don't iron directly on it. Use a pressing cloth or flip the shirt inside out first โ€” handle it like you would a delicate cutting, root side protected.

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Shipping & Returns

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Comfort for the garden


This tee's got that soft ring spun cotton and cotton blend goodness, woven tight like your prized rows of veggies โ€” comfy, sturdy, no weeds allowed.

Customer service that doesn't leave you in the weeds

Got a question or need a hand? Our team's got green thumbs and good answers โ€” reach out anytime.

Questions?

Where are you located?

Hortee Couture is homegrown right here in the USA โ€” and every shirt is printed on American soil too.

Will I get a tracking number for my order?

Once your order sprouts and ships, you'll get a tracking email with your very own special number โ€” so you can watch it grow closer to your door.

What size would fit me best?

Sizing can be tricky, kind of like knowing exactly how much room your tomatoes need โ€” that's why we've got a handy size chart on every product page. Still unsure? Reach out to our customer service team at: support@horteecouture.com.

What materials are your shirts made from?

Solid colors are 100% Ring Spun Cotton

Graphite Heater is 50% Ring Spun Cotton / 50% Polyester

Other Heather colors are 65% Polyester / 35% Cotton