Gardening Is Cheaper Than Therapy and You Get Watermelon T-Shirt

🍉 Gildan Softstyle®️ 64000.

🍉 Unisex fit.

🍉 Made with 100% ring-spun cotton, Sport Grey - 90% cotton, 10% polyester.

🍉 Lightweight fabric.

🍉 Made using ethically grown and harvested US cotton. 

🍉 Runs true to size.

🍉 Designed, packaged and shipped in the USA.

How to Not Ruin Your New Favorite Shirt

• Cold water only (hot water is for overachievers — save that heat for blanching your tomatoes)
• Turn inside out before washing (protect that graphic like it's your prize dahlia — the one you're gonna wear until it falls apart)
• Use a gentle detergent — this garment-dyed cotton is as chill as well-composted soil, keep it that way
• First wash might bleed a little, so separate it from your fancy stuff, the way you'd keep mint from taking over the whole bed
• Tumble dry low or hang dry (air drying = more time to check on the garden and snack)

Drying Instructions

1. Avoid High Heat: Air-drying is best to prevent shrinking and keep that soft texture, same logic as not blasting your seedlings with full sun on day one.
2. Tumble Dry Low (Optional): If you must use a dryer, go low heat or delicate — think gentle morning drizzle, not a hailstorm.
3. Remove Promptly: Pull the shirt out as soon as it's dry, same way you don't let ripe tomatoes sit on the vine too long.

Additional Tips

• Skip the bleach and harsh detergents — they'll fade the color faster than noon sun bleaches out a petal.
• Skip fabric softener too; it messes with the texture, kind of like overwatering messes with root health.
• Got a graphic print? Don't iron directly on it. Use a pressing cloth or flip the shirt inside out first — handle it like you would a delicate cutting, root side protected.

Shipping:
Free shipping on orders over $75.

Orders ship in 5-7 days, USPS takes 2-5 days for delivery.

Returns:

• 30-days from date of purchase.
• Item must be in unused condition.
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